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Revised 03/31
My Boss's Daughter... I was debating on whether to review this movie. Can a movie be so bad that you can't review it? Can I come up with enough descriptive adjectives to relay my complete dislike for this horrible flick? I will give it my best shot.
Let me lead you in with how I came across this DVD. My friend bought this movie because he is a big Carmen Electra fan. He said there were some hot moments in the movie with Carmen and some Saturday Night Live chick (Molly Shannon). I figured, for free, what the hell! What do I have to lose right?
It started off slow, and I chuckled a few times. Ashton's character is trying to hit on Tara Reid on a subway train. Can Tara get anymore eye liner on her eyes??? I never really thought she was that good looking to begin with, even in the American Pie. Ashton's character gets into these impossible situations and eventually makes a complete ass of himself (surprise) in front of Tara. At that point in the movie, I was fairly sure this is going to suck.
As the movie progresses I became embarrassed for these actors. Who wrote this crappy script and how in gods name did a studio OK a complete mess like this? None of the movie was all that funny. Yeah there was one or two laughs, but it was so forced and scripted, not to mention the truly weird plot.
The few saving graces was the Carmen Electra wet t-shirt scene. Fake or not, she has some beautiful cans. Carmen is a beautiful girl, but this movie was not for her. Carmen was friends with a bunch of rednecks? Even a hot trailer park girls tries to hang with a better crowd then that. Molly Shannon played the obnoxious woman who Ashton's character accidentally got fired from her job. Molly doesn't have that bad of a body, and it shows in the movie. Unfortunately that head of hers is attached to that body. The boob feeling sequence with Carmen-Ashton-Molly was interesting, but not all that hot.
Over-all the movie sucked. It was a bad episode of Frasier. The acting was bad, the script was worse and the director of this move should of stopped production two days in and said screw it. This was a horrible flick.
What did I have to lose I said. Well a good hour of my life GONE. I will never get that back. If you can get this for FREE. Go for it, but don't waste any money on this whether it is renting or buying. I give it 0.00 out of 20.00. You might feel like you lost an hour of your life for nothing too!
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